MARK S. DEROSA - MOVIE REVIEWS 2003

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AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT THE COLORS MEAN:
TOP OF THE LINE (EXCELLENT,STELLAR)
(A+)
MUST SEE/REALLY GOOD
(A)
VERY GOOD (SOME FLAWS)
(B)
GOOD/AVERAGE
(C)
BORDERLINE OR BAD
(D)
*BOMB*/STINKO/
WASTE OF CELLULOID
SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE
HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG
GIRL WITH PEARL EARRING
BIG FISH
PETER PAN
MONSTER
THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE
THE BIG EMPTY
BAD SANTA
JAPANESE STORY
THE STATEMENT
LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
COLD MOUNTAIN
MONA LISA SMILE
LOVE ACTUALLY
THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS
THE COOLER
MASTER AND COMMANDER
THE MISSING
IN AMERICA
THE LAST SAMURAI
BEYOND BORDERS
ELEPHANT
THE STATION AGENT
21 GRAMS
SHATTERED GLASS
RADIO
IN THE CUT
WONDERLAND
SCHOOL OF ROCK
PIECES OF APRIL
INTOLERABLE CRUELTY
MYSTIC RIVER
KILL BILL
VERONICA GUERIN
THIRTEEN
FINDING NEMO
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
CALENDAR GIRLS
LOST IN TRANSLATION
ANYTHING ELSE
UNDERWORLD
BAD BOYS II
SEABISCUIT
CAMP
THE MAGDALENE SISTERS
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
GIGLI
S.W.A.T.
RESPIRO
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
SWIMMING POOL
NORTHFORK
I CAPTURE THE CASTLE
DIRTY PRETTY THINGS
THE TRIP
CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS
HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE
HULK
WHALE RIDER
28 DAYS LATER
THE LEGEND OF SURIYOTHAI
DADDY DAY CARE
MATRIX RELOADED
DOWN WITH LOVE
WINGED MIGRATION
BRUCE ALMIGHTY
SWEET SIXTEEN
THE ITALIAN JOB
RAISING VICTOR VARGAS
IDENTITY
LAWLESS HEART
X2
BLUE CAR
BETTER LUCK TOMORROW
THE SHAPE OF THINGS
WILLARD
DREAMCATCHER
SPUN
BASIC
PHONE BOOTH
ANGER MANAGEMENT
A MIGHTY WIND
THE LIFE OF DAVID GALE
OLD SCHOOL
BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE
LAUREL CANYON
THE SAFETY OF OBJECTS
BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM
TEARS OF THE SUN
NATIONAL SECURITY
DARKNESS FALLS
THE GURU
O FANTASMA
ALL THE REAL GIRLS
DAREDEVIL
LOVE LIZA

THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE

Release: 11/26/03-(PG-13)-(1:18)-[SONY PICTURES CLASSICS/BBC WORLDWIDE/CANAL+]- CAST: (THE VOICES OF) MICHELE CAUCHETEUX, JEAN-CLAUDE DONDA, MICHEL ROBIN, MONICA VIEGAS: (fILM TO BE REVIEWED SOON). (A)
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MONSTER

Release: 12/26/03-(R)-(1:51)-[MDP WORLDWIDE/NEWMARKET FILM]- CAST: CHARLIZE THERON, CHRISTINA RICCI, BRUCE DERN, PRUITT TAYLOR VINCE: Sometimes it is hard to look at a film that covers the sort of territory that MONSTER covers. It isn't as though I could walk out of a film like this feeling as though my life were different... somehow changed or moved. It is about a serial killer... a white-trash one at that. It is the story of Aileen Carol Wuornos, a highway prostitute who was executed for killing seven men in the state of Florida during the 1980s. This is one nasty and confused woman. She's disturbed... she's hard... she's angry. Abused as a child Aileen grows up to sell her body to men and often finds herself the victim of the worst of them. What changes her life, according to MONSTER is meeting young Selby Wall, a wall-flower lesbian who has no real direction in her life. Together there seems to almost be a cohesive direction and goal for the future... but the communication levels are rather shallow and through her own weak attempts to 'go straight', Aileen finds herself back in the prostitution that was taking her to the depths of nearly committing suicide in the first place. When Aileen finds herself being brutally raped one night she snaps and fights back, shooting and killing the first of a string of men. At first it would seem to be somewhat related to defense... but as time goes on she is clouded in her judgment and killing in order to obtain money and cars to push the 'dreams' she has for herself and Selby... however misguided they are. Theron delivers a powerful performance that the Academy will undoubtedly notice due to the nature of the role (Awards shows love transformation and disease... Theron gained 40 pounds and 'uglified' her beautiful face in order to play the role.) This is not a happy holiday film. Be prepared for the depressing feel that MONSTER can provide the viewer... but it is a telling tale of a true-life figure and that, alone can make it worthwhile. (B)
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PETER PAN

Release: 12/25/03-(PG)-(1:53)-[UNIVERSAL PICTURES/COLUMBIA PICTURES/REVOLUTION STUDIOS]- CAST:JASON ISAACS, JEREMY SUMPTER, RACHEL HURD-WOOD, LYNN REDGRAVE, OLIVIA WILLIAMS: This latest re-telling of the classic J.M. Barrie play is a decent, if not clever standard with a fair and interesting set of modern day special-effects to make the upgrade worth the display. Set as all the others in turn of the (last) century London we have the coming of age of young Wendy Darling who is confronted in her bedroom by the boy who will never grow up, Peter Pan (played with an innocent sexuality by young Jeremy Sumpter). The tale is really no different than what we have seen before so the filmmakers are doing their best to make sure that the telling is a bit of a boost up from when last we encountered HOOK and the sprightly Pan. If memory serves that would be HOOK, the twist on the tale starring Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman and Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell. What seems to be different about this version of PETER PAN is in the longing... the 'sadness' that the main character is feeling about being the child that will never grow up. I do not recall any tellings in the past representing the loss of emotion or love that young Peter displays in his affections for Wendy in our latest PETER PAN. Because of this side to the story telling it is a surprise and not so much a child's feature as it is a different angle to the story we all know so well. This, combined with the magic of London and the flying scenes makes the P.J. Hogan version a very worthwhile romp for movie viewers. (B)
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BIG FISH

Release: 12/10/03-(PG-13)-(1:50)-[COLUMBIA PICTURES]- CAST: EWAN MCGREGOR, ALBERT FINNEY, BILLY CRUDUP, JESSICA LANGE, ALISON LOHMAN, HELENA BONHAM CARTER: A combination of simplicity and extravagance in a film about storytelling and the complexities of a relationship between father and son, BIG FISH is a Tim Burton fiesta gone as mainstream as you'll ever see him go. BIG FISH, so named because of one of it's central 'characters'... which could easily represent the elusive creature that continued to get away or very simply the father himself in the eyes of the son, is solemn and tender in all of its parts. It sings the praises of the imagination and steadfastly brings about the central focus of a key relationship in any of our lives through the characters of Will (Crudup) and his traveling salesman father Ed (played on his deathbed by the amazing Albert Finney and in youth by the gorgeous Ewan McGregor). Throughout his childhood Will heard the amazing stories of witches and mystery towns. When older they began to get old and led to a rift that took the younger bloom away with his new wife. When Ed's wife Sandra (Lange) calls with the news of Ed's ailment it is, however, time for Will and his wife (Marion Cotilard) to return. It is here that the real stories of BIG FISH unfold... and it is here that Will begins to learn the differences between fact and fiction in both the the stories themselves and the way he has always viewed his father. Burton has a knack for the absurd... but in BIG FISH he takes that knack and humanizes it all for the viewing audience and the characters within. It is charming and likable. It is family entertainment and a bit of the fantasy world for all ages. BIG FISH is the sort of film that makes you smile, laugh and think.... it is a rare and very sweet movie-going experience. (A)
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GIRL WITH PEARL EARRING

Release: 12/12/03-(R)-(1:35)-[LION'S GATE FILMS/PATHE DISTRIBUTION]- CAST: SCARLETT JOHANSSON, COLIN FIRTH, TOM WILKINSON, JUDY PARFITT, CILLIAN MURPHY: The most striking thing about the brand new masterpiece from filmmaker Peter Webber is in the lighting, sets, and cinematography. Throughout the entire film I was given the distinct feeling that I was viewing a moving oil painting from the period. In many different settings, each with their own darker toned lighting in shades of gray and brown I felt as though I were standing in front of a classic in a museum in Europe. That alone gave me the proper mood to both enjoy and remember GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING the way I expect was intended. Witness also the further star-making of young Scarlett Johansson and the expansion of the already very visible talents of Colin Firth and what you have in this period feature is a couple of hours of excellent storytelling in a world that is so well duplicated or remembered that I would swear I was actually there. The story revolves around the background that led to the famous painting heralded in the film's title. It is about 17th Century Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer and the beautiful, lower class house maid that eventually becomes the model in his most famous work. It is a sad tale of poverty vs privelege and the live of servitude. Johansson is perfect as the young rosy-cheeked maid caught between a rock and a hardplace in that world of wealth when she is eventually part of a 'bargain' that forces her to pose with the earring that belongs to the painters very jealous wife. Whether or not the story has any basis to it seems almost irrelevant as the story resonates as a tale of history and curiosity. This is a very pretty film with a sad and lonely tale within.. but the sort of film that could easily be tapped for awards in the season to come. (A+)
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HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG

Release: 12/19/03-(R)-(2:05)-[DREAMWORKS SKG]- CAST: JENNIFER CONNELLY, BEN KINGSLEY, RON ELDARD, FRANCES FISHER, KIM DICKENS, SHOHREH AGHDASHLOO: Visually HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG has a great deal going for it. It is stark and appropriate to the story that we see this nice but meager home near the water somewhere in California with rolling mist and coastal trees. It is what goes on within the house that really tells this very depressing tale of cultures and personalities.... circumstance and timing. When Kathy's (Connolly) father dies he leaves her the house by the water... but within 8 months the recovering alcoholic house cleaner has emassed bills, lost a husband and hides unsuccessfully in bed as the city puts the house up for eviction for her failing to pay a tax... that shouldn't have been put upon her in the first place. Enter Colonel Behrani, who with his family has become a citizen of the United States after fleeing tyrany in Iran... under suspicious circumstances. Trying to make his American dream come true Behrani snatches up the home in an auction and moves his somewhat unwilling wife and son into it. What embroils from these events is the determination of Kathy to overcome the wrong done to her by the city, the personal fights of her new boyfriend who oversteps his bounds and duties in the police force to help her AND the stubborness and pride of the Colonel who is really only looking to make the profit off of the home and upgrade himself and his family. HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG twists and turns from one level of hell to the next as it winds its way down to a bitter end... that ruins or ends lives over the title home. I liked this film because of the supremely crafted performances of angst and fear. All involved in this film are magnificent... but the fact remains that when the film is over one either needs a drink or a trip to another theater to see something along the line of BAD SANTA or ELF in order to off-set its effects. HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG is worth the viewing going in with the right state of mind... be prepared. (B)
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SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

Release: 12/12/03-(PG-13)-(1:40)-[COLUMBIA PICTURES/SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT]- CAST: JACK NICHOLSON, DIANE KEATON, AMANDA PEET, FRANCES MCDORMAND, KEANU REEVES, JON FAVREAU: There is a lot to enjoy with this end-of-year romantic comedy offering. For one, it is a stellar cast of well known and talented actors... for another it deals not only with love relationships that the movies normally deal with (May-September) and gives us a bit of the more realistic and often unheralded September-September variety. The film stars Jack Nicholson but is nearly, if not entirely dominated by the performance of Diane Keaton. Keaton's Erica Barry is a successful playright with a beautiful home on Long Island and a non-existent love-life. When Barry's daughter (Peet) brings home world-famous bachelor playboy Harry Langer (Nicholson), who proceeds to have a heart-attack, it is Erica who ends up having to watch and take care of the recovering man in her home. What happens, of course, is the budding of Erica's life and sexuality... all over again. Not only is she intriguing to the elder playboy... but she has also caught the eye of the hunky doctor who treated Langer for his ailment. SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE is a typical romantic comedy in many ways... filled with cliche comments and predictable (albeit somewhat far-fetched) scenarios that lead the audience to the obvious outcome. But the truth of the matter is there IS chemistry between Nicholson and Keaton... it is because of this chemistry and the rather decent (even if sometimes contrived) script that the film is worthy of a holiday trip to the theater. It is fun. (B)
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MONA LISA SMILE

Release: 12/19/03-(PG-13)-(1:45)-[COLUMBIA PICTURES/REVOLUTION STUDIOS/RED OM FILMS]- CAST: JULIA ROBERTS, KIRSTEN DUNST, JULIA STILES, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, GINNIFER GOODWIN, DOMINIC WEST, MARCIA GAY HARDIN: Each year it would seem the film world is supposed to give us a film about a teacher with radical ideas brought to a straight-laced school in order to change the lives of the students he or she touches... MONA LISA SMILE, it would seem, is this year's contribution to that formula. The difference this year, however, is in the manner by which the subject, its characters and the the script are handled. With care, intelligence, humor and as little of the cliched plot points or manipulative devices as would normally be part of the package. This go round queen of the movies Julia Roberts, plays an idealistic Californian transplant hired to teach Art History at Wellseley College in the 1953-54 school year. She is a fish out of water amongst the upper-crust young women attending the school but the process is, as would be expected, a learning experience for all involved. Lives are indeed changed in this tale that signifies the beginnings of change and equality for women in the U.S. Roberts is effective in the role of teacher but the plethora of up-and-coming talents (Dunst, Gyllenhaal, Stiles, Goodwin) is impressive. This is a movie about choices and individual growth. It is touching without hitting us over the head with a message or slamming us with the maudlin pushes and pulls of big studio fare. It is a worthy feel good contribution for the season. (A)
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COLD MOUNTAIN

Release: 12/25/03-(R)-(2:05)-[MIRAMAX FILMS]- CAST: JUDE LAW, NICOLE KIDMAN, RENEE ZELLWEGGER, NATALIE PORTMAN, PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, GIOVANNI RIBISI, BRENDAN GLEESON, CHARLIE HUNNAM, RAY WINSTONE, DONALD SUTHERLAND, JENNA MALONE: Boy oh BOY has the Academy Award season arrived. COLD MOUNTAIN is in many ways the epitome of the sort of film that the Oscars love.. (of course that would be along with films this year like LAST SAMURAI, MASTER AND COMMANDER and LORD OF THE RINGS). It has all the ingredients the recipe requires... but in this case all rather wonderfully refined and well-directed ingredients. Directed by Anthony Minghella (The English Patient), COLD MOUNTAIN is a story of Civil War strife and its effects on a man and a woman in the south. Based on well-received novel the film takes an Australian actress (Kidman) and a British actor (Law) to heart as it's leads... and finds them delivering strong and potent performances (along with a wonderful supporting role by a native southerner in Zellwegger). COLD MOUNTAIN is a vivid recreation of wartime in the United States. It is volatile and romantic, sad and frighteningly bleak in how it portrays the hardships of life in pre-modern days... as well as the heartless and lawless land that we once lived in (and some would argue this is still the case in some places). There is a peaceful woebegone feel and a sweeping epic likability to COLD MOUNTAIN... a feel that Minghella won an Oscar for in English Patient... could this be repeated? It's possible... the film is out from Miramax. All in all... a wonderful couple of hours in the theater. (A)
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LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING

Release: 12/17/03-(PG-13)-(3:30)-[NEW LINE CINEMA]- CAST: ELIJAH WOOD, SIR IAN MCKELLAN, SEAN ASTIN, SEAN BEAN, ORLANDO BLOOM, VIGGO MORTENSEN, CATE BLANCHETT, LIV TYLER: Yes... like many other geeks around the world I was more excited about seeing this movie than any other I have anticipated in a very long time. I am here to tell you that not ONLY did it not disappoint... but it exceeded my expectations in spades. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING wraps the three film series based on the Tolkein books with such incredible fervor and spectacle that one has to wonder how the Academy can possibly not just give the conclusion and its director (Peter Jackson) awards for the sum of all the parts. It is senseless to tell the story of The Return of the King... for those of us who are geeks through and through (and all others who have had the pleasure of the books) there is so much story to be told in the final film. The film boasts powerful storytelling, maginificent filmwork and wonderful special effects and runs three and a half hours... but not to worry I did not flinch once throughout... it flowed through to the final moment. There is no doubt in my mind that THE LORD OF THE RINGS should forever set the standard for the word EPIC... my only complaint being that there will not be a new LOTR coming out at the end of 2004. This movie is outstanding! (A+)
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THE STATEMENT

Release: 12/12/03-(R)-(1:50)-[SONY PICTURES CLASSICS]- CAST: MICHAEL CAINE, TILDA SWINTON, CHARLOTTE RAMPLING, JEREMY NORTHAM, ALAN BATES: THE STATEMENT is superbly performed. It is another tale that derives its main story out of the atrocities of World War II and the holocaust. This time it deals with a French soldier and Nazi collaborator responsible for shooting and killing 7 French jews in 1944. Pierre Broussard, fled prosecution for his crimes after the war and remained elusive through nearly 5 decades with the help of the church. Through these years he has eluded every opportunity to catch him and in 1992 he remains in France. The statement is a document of execution put out by a small group (with ties to Broussard's past...) and is carried out in attempts by hit men hired by said group. Not only are the hit men after him, however, but the police in France as well. Led by a determined judge (Swinton) and a cop (Northam) they hunt the trail through the various religious homes and churches that have or continue to house the fugitive. Rounding out the cast is the magnificent Charlotte Rampling as Broussard's former wife, whom he visits for a short while for refuge. As always, Mr. Caine is a versatile and convincing actor in a role that fits and convinces. He is a killer with remorse... and an instinct that allows him to continue the killing in order to save his own skin. The Statement is quality work... directed by Norman Jewison with this stellar cast. It is the sort of film the Academy eats up and admires... but I couldn't help but to feel that I've seen this to some extent before. It is original... and it isn't original. (B)
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JAPANESE STORY

Release: 12/31/03-(R)-(1:50)-[SAMUEL GOLDWYN FILMS]- CAST: TONI COLLETTE, GOTARO TSUNASHIMA, MATTHEW DYKTINSKI, LYNETTE CURRAN, YUMIKO TANAKA, KATE ATKINSON: There is always a lot to say when an actor hones their craft and performs better and better with every role they take. Toni Collette is one of those performers. I remember when I first heard of her as the delightful and plump underdog in Muriel's Wedding... a movie that remains a favorite, but an actress that I might not have expected to grow as much as Toni has done. Ms. Collette plays a software partner for an Australian firm designated (much to her chagrin) to accompany a Japanese client on a 'tour' of the Australian desert. This, by all stretch of the imagination, is really a road movie of sorts. There are peripheral players that fill the screen... one inparticular towards the end of the film creates quite a memorable character. But it is Ms. Collette and actor Gotaro Tsunashima that dominate the film's interesting and touching odd couple moments... and Ms. Collette that owns it through and through. There is, in JAPANESE STORY, a twist that takes what any viewer might have considered the direction of the story and spins it on its head... it surprised me so thoroughly that I continued to expect something else to happen for a short while after it occurred. This brought a different level of emotion and experience to the end result... and most definitely puts Toni Collette in the league of Best Actress Academy Award possibilities for the year. I don't imagine JAPANESE STORY will be a huge box office hit... it doesn't seem to have that wide release sort of appeal. I only hope that enough can see it for Toni's performance. (B)
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BAD SANTA

Release: 11/28/03-(R)-(1:33)-[MIRAMAX FILMS/DIMENSION FILMS]- CAST: BILLY BOB THORNTON, TONY COX, BRETT KELLY, LAUREN GRAHAM, BERNIE MAC, JOHN RITTER, LAUREN TOM, CLORIS LEACHMAN: When I first heard that executives at Disney were shocked and insulted by BAD SANTA I knew it would be a film that I would enjoy. Anything that takes a studio like Disney by surprise and puts a dent in their shiny 'family friendly' armor is all right with me. This is just the movie to do that. Billy Bob Thornton was made to play this role. Picture this: Here we have a growling, snorting shell of a man, whose bad choices and alcoholism only enhance the irony of his taking a job each Christmas as a mall Santa along with his cynical midget sidekick playing an elf. But there is more. Each year they case the store they are working in and steal the money out of the safes as well as various items marked off throughout the store by the midget's girlfriend. Each year, it would seem, Willie (Thornton) is getting worse... so by the time they arrive in Phoenix to a store run by a timid, nerdy manager (the late John Ritter) and a overly cocky detective (Bernie Mac), much of what might have worked in the past is unraveling. Willie is constantly drunk, angrier than hell and shagging female customers in the oversized women's dressing room. Enter bartender Lois (Lauren Graham) and a sad, fat little boy (Brett Kelly) and the otherwise surly Willie seems to be having his shell cracked... Trust me, this is not a happy Christmas themed Walton's episode. There is enough cursing and holiday bashing to annoy or insult most stuck-up Americans. That is exactly why I really liked this film. More power to it and the magic of bashing holiday commercialism. RIGHT ON!! (A)
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THE BIG EMPTY

Release: 11/21/03-(R)-(1:34)-[AURA ENTERTAINMENT/ARTISAN ENTERTAINMENT]- CAST: JON FAVREAU, JOEY LAUREN ADAMS, RACHAEL LEIGH COOK, DARYL HANNAH, ADAM BEACH, BUD CORT, KELSEY GRAMMER: Personally I think this was a very apt title for the film. Although it is touted to some degree as a first time filmmaker's triumph of "cult" status... I wonder why anyone would need to see this more than once.. It isn't as though there is any redeeming quality. There are no fun lyrics that one can chant along with as they watch the film. There are very few (if any) memorable or stand out performances.... and the story is dull and prone to make an audience member want to sit and scratch their head while wondering what they need to be doing with the rest of their day. Apparently this is a story about aliens... it would seem there is an underlaying message about them coming down in some desert out in god knows where, California. Out of work and narcistic actor John is behind on rent and asking annoyingly voiced neighbor Grace which headshot is best when oddball neighbor brings a suitcase and offers John a weirdo courier type job for the exact amount of money that John is in debt. What follows is a bunch of boring and rather ridiculous mishaps that any normal person would have fled from immediately, but John sticks around for reasons unexplained. Soon he is met by a plethora of strange and stranger characters and, quite frankly, nothing else. I just don't get it... maybe there really is nothing to get? Maybe that is why they would label it a 'cult' film? No thanks... there are better ways to spend a couple of hours. (C)
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THE LAST SAMURAI

Release: 12/05/03-(R)-(2:24)-[WARNER BROS.]- CAST: TOM CRUISE, KEN WATANABE, BILLY CONNOLLY, TONY GOLDWYN, TIMOTHY SPALL, SHIN KOYAMADA, KOYUKI: Perhaps it is that I am jaded towards the overblown romantic hero type film. Perhaps it is just my disdain for the overblown personality of Tom Cruise (my apologies to those who still think the actor walks on water) but, in my opinion, THE LAST SAMURAI is nothing more than a big budget studio puff piece... a Braveheart set in Japan. Granted there are some obviously well executed cinematic themes and scenes to be witnessed. A battle with so many extras is definitely something worth checking out. But the case of THE LAST SAMURAI begs the question as to whether or not it is still necessary to portray this sort of 'adventure' or 'honorable man against all that is bad in the world' story by showing them to be larger than life and nearly indestructable at every turn. Do I believe that Cruise's Nathan Algren would have survived through half the things he is portrayed to accomplish or live through here? NO. Were he real he probably would have perished very early on. And was the love story a pertinent part of the story being told... some would argue YES... I refer to a much better epic film of this year in MASTER AND COMMANDER to point out that this sort of story does NOT require the manipulation of the audience through the entrance of an unlikely romantic bond... if for nothing but to prove further the masculinity of its egomaniacal star... There will be some that disagree with my take on this Christmas Oscar wannabe... but I stand by my review. Should it make it to top 5 in nominees for the best film of the year I will KNOW that the academy is being bought by big studio dollars... and will take my sword and happily commit hary kary, as I will have lost my honor as a film lover. (C)
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IN AMERICA

Release: 11/14/03-(PG-13)-(1:43)-[20TH CENTURY FOX/FOX SEARCHLIGHT FILMS]- CAST: PADDY CONSIDINE, SAMANTHA MORTON, SARAH BOLGER, EMMA BOLGER, DJIMON HOUNSOU: IN AMERICA is turning out to be a definite candidate for my top 5 movies of 2003. It is a poignant, very personal and emotional story about immigration to the United States by an Irish family in the early 1980's. Directed and co-written by Jim Sheridan (My Left Foot), the story is told primarily through the eyes of eldest daughter Christy (Sarah Bolger) and her handheld camera. Sheridan's two daughters helped him write the screenplay, which not only examines the adventures of the family in a new land (they have come to New York City) but digs below the surface to relay how each parent and family member is dealing with the recent loss of a third child before the move to the new land. Parents Johnny (Paddy Considine) and Sarah (Samantha Morton) are haunting and colorful while the two little girls that play the children are magnificent in their wide-eyed innocence and exhiliration towards the new home they have discovered. Living in a run down tenament filled with drug addicts adds a bit to the scenery and a stoic and beautiful perf by Djimon Hounsou as an upstairs neighbor with troubles of his own round out the sort of film that allows you to examine your own emotions without feeling in any way manipulated by the film. (A+)
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THE MISSING

Release: 11/26/03-(R)-(2:10)-[REVOLUTION STUDIOS/IMAGINE ENTERTAINMENT/COLUMBIA PICTURES]- CAST: CATE BLANCHETT, TOMMY LEE JONES, EVAN RACHEL WOOD, JENNA BOYD, AARON ECKHART: Ron Howard shows another side of his vast filmmaking abilities with the beautfully shot and directed THE MISSING. Of course, it doesn't hurt that the film is also starring Cate Blanchett (arguably amongst the top rated actresses in the world today) and Academy Award winner Tommy Lee Jones. THE MISSING revolves around Blanchett's "healer" character in 1885 Wild West backdrop. When oldest daughter (Wood) is kidnapped and dragged off by a voodoo magician and his men, Blanchett, her second daughter and estranged father (Jones) band together to fight the elements, natives and weather to retrieve the young girl. It is a heart-wrenching tale made magnificent by the top notch performances and a look at what could very well have been the time period's western USA, shot by cinematographer Salvatore Totino. This is a remarkable effort that brings back the western in a vein that empowers the strong and very american Blanchett character. Although I will admit that I have never been a big fan of the western, Howard has taken the genre and turned it on its ear. (A+)
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MASTER AND COMMANDER

Release: 11/14/03-(PG-13)-(2:18)-[20TH CENTURY FOX/MIRAMAX FILMS/UNIVERSAL FILMS/SAMUEL GOLDWYN FILMS]- CAST: RUSSELL CROWE, PAUL BETTANY, JAMES D'ARCY, EDWARD WOODALL, CHRIS LARKIN, MAX PIRKIS: If my predictions stand correct for the up-coming Oscar race it should (and probably will) be MASTER AND COMMANDER and THE LORD OF THE RINGS rounding out the top 5 film nominees as the choice EPIC films. MASTER AND COMMANDER further solidifies the intensity and movie star quality of Russell Crowe, already an AA winner for his turn as the GLADIATOR. This time he is the fearless and machismo Captain Jack Aubrey, the leader of a ship of men during the Napoleonic wars sailing away from and then in pursuit of a phantom ship that has found them a few too many times in battle. Complete with explicit battles scenes, treachery, bravery, lost limbs and almost barbaric surgery methods (Paul Bettany turns in an Oscar worthy performance as the ship's doctor) MASTER AND COMMANDER is ripe for the comparisons to such tales as MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY or CAPTAIN CORAGEOUS... albeit without the mutiny. Things are not good for the men aboard the vessell... but will be good for director Peter Wier, the two lead actors and the film's cinematography. Truly an epic worth the viewing... (A)
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THE COOLER

Release: 11/26/03-(R)-(1:41)-[LIONS GATE FILMS]- CAST: WILLIAM H. MACY, MARIA BELLO, ALEC BALDWIN, SHAWN HATOSY, RON LIVINGSTON, PAUL SORVINO, ESTELLA WARREN: In what could be billed as the seasons most unusual love story, William H. Macy turns in a distinguished perforance as a Las Vegas Hotel "cooler" whose normal life of bad luck turns around with the entrance of cocktail waitress Bello into the picture. A cooler, it would seem, is employed by a hotel merely to stand next to a winner that is costing the hotel too much money in winnings. With his bad energy and luck it isn't long before the hotel is winning it's money back. When Bernie (Macy) decides he is going to leave the hotel and move on to a different life, the hotel's larger than life bada bing owner/runner (Alec Baldwin in a role made for him) hires waitress Natalie (Bello) to "fall" for him and keep him around. But Natalie DOES fall for the loser and when this happens Bernie's luck begins to change. What transpires is the serio-comical resistance of Shelly (Baldwin), an interfering visit from Bernie's son & 'pregnant' wife (Shawn Hatosy and Estella Warren) and a string of events that mark the change of patterns for the forlorn cooler and the waitress that got attached to her work. Offbeat and warmhearted, THE COOLER can be a bit of a downer at times... but all in all is a worthwhile story to be told. (A)
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THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS

Release: 11/21/03-(R)-(1:31)-[MIRAMAX FILMS/ASTRAL PICTURES]- CAST: REMY GIRARD, STEPHANE ROUSSEAU, DOROTHEE BERRYMAN, LOUISE PORTAL, DOMINIQUE MICHEL, YVES JACQUE, PIERRE CURZI: From Canadian filmmaker Denys Arcand (Jesus of Montreal & The Decline of the American Empire) comes a likely foreign film Oscar contender in THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS. A talkative, emotional, funny and somewhat bitter look at a changing world as a cynical teacher lies dying and his family and friends gather around INVASIONS is both smart and annoying (so much reading for those of us who don't understand French). It's lead Remy is a crusty former teacher who snipes at the world around him through his resentment towards what appears to be a somewhat blank slate being left as a legacy. His history of mistresses and somewhat estranged children along with the non-chalant, almost non-existent reaction from his students upon his exit further anger his sense of mortality until his son (reluctantly) gathers the ex-mistresses and friends to reminisce about the past and glory days of their lives together. A well written script and well intentioned cast provides a clever and genuine story of celebration and recovery in relationships as Remy slides towards his death with those he loves all around at a beautful cabin by the water. Barbarian is a thinking man's film... an investment in time and brain cell... but with reading glasses can be well worth the time spent. (B)
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LOVE ACTUALLY

Release: 11/07/03-(R)-(2:15)-[UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/WORKING TITLES FOOD/DNA FILMS]- CAST: BILL NIGHY, COLIN FIRTH, LIAM NEESON, EMMA THOMPSON, HUGH GRANT, MARTINE MCCUTCHEON, ALAN RICKMAN, ROWAN ATKINSON, LAURA LINNEY, RODRIGO SANTORO, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, CHIWETEL EJIOFOR: Admittedly there is a reason that I enjoyed LOVE ACTUALLY as much as I did... it is set in London... need I really say anything more? The basic premise of this light, fluffy and very crowded managerie of love problems and solutions is that love is all around... and each and every one of us either deserves or should be able to find it. Practical, if not somewhat implausible, LOVE ACTUALLY deals with all manner of relationships in all stages of their being (or not being) by taking almost every known British actor and actress, throwing in a few yanks for good measure and creating a holiday snog fest that will make the love-sick and LONDON starved feel that emotional tug that a movie of this nature is setting out to provide. Therefore... and with all that said... LOVE ACTUALLY served its purpose in making me want EVEN MORE to move to the UK. After all, if I do I shall find the love of my life... right? (A)
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IN THE CUT

Release: 10/22/03-(R)-(1:59)-[SCREEN GEMS]- CAST: MEG RYAN, MARK RUFALLO, JENNIFER JASON LEIGH, NICK DAMICI: The biggest draw for me to IN THE CUT was the fact that our favorite sweetie Meg Ryan was going to be naked doing the nasty. I can't say that Mark Rufallo would be the one that I wanted to see her doing it with... but I didn't have much choice in the matter. IN THE CUT is somewhat lush and poetic in Jane Campion's filmmaking eye. It is a step below the slick thriller that studios normally produce but NOT in the sense of production value or even story telling. It's about the seediness of where we are taken... the withdrawn or sad natures of our characters and the pieces of solid gruesome effect... without having to actually see the murders being done. IN THE CUT is a good thriller... but not a great one. Seeing Meggy naked was not enough to take it above the quality of the genre. It is a decent film, but not one I would highly recommend to a friend in an overcrowded market of films. (B)
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RADIO

Release: 10/24/03-(PG)-(1:49)-[REVOLUTION STUDIOS/COLUMBIA PICTURES]- CAST: CUBA GOODING JR., ED HARRIS, S. EPATHA MERKERSON, BRENT SEXTON, DEBRA WINGER: This season's CHEESE factor comes from the underdog, underachiever makes good true life story about the young African American kid in the south that eventually is taken under the wings of a high school football team coach with a huge heart.... and eventually, of course, the hearts of the entire town. RADIO (Cuba Gooding jr.) is a slow capacity learner. His ailment never really diagnosed, he is simply around with his shopping cart in a small southern town until a time when a cruel joke by the football team brings him smack dab into the do-good sights of Coach Jones. Now don't get me wrong... it is a tender and touching story that excels because of the truth that it tells. In it there are roadblocks but many wonderful hurdles climbed as the young man slowly makes his mark on the high school sports teams (as a team 'mascot' of sorts...) and in the school itself as a helping hand. Years later the story continues with the success and endearing longevity of the man being biographed. RADIO is this years story of over-coming odds... every year has one of those... at least this year's wasn't as contrived as many of them have been. Decent performances by Gooding Jr. and Harris complete the picture. (B)
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SHATTERED GLASS

Release: 10/31/03-(PG-13)-(1:39)-[LION'S GATE FILMS]- CAST: HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, PETER SARSGAARD, CHLOE SEVIGNY, MELANIE LYNSKEY, STEVE ZAHN, HANK AZARIA, ROSARIO DAWSON: There are many things to like about SHATTERED GLASS. It is a true story based on the journalist Steven Glass, who fabricated at least 14 of his stories for the New Independent back in the 90's. Lead Hayden Christiansen is magnificent as the pathological liar, playing people off with youthful charm and childlike self-depracation ("are you mad at me?"). Performances of Glass' supporters and co-workers, editors and former teachers all give a well-rounded and intense look at one of the better snow-jobs in modern journalism. It is a story worth telling and an entertaining piece of film in a crop of big budget overblowns. Capping it off is the underlying smirk that comes across your face to watch a kid like Glass come through the way he did without being caught for so long. SHATTERED GLASS is a film that I will remember at the end of the year... it is also, in my mind, the breakthrough for young Hayden... who up until now had not appealed to me as an actor. (A)
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21 GRAMS

Release: 11/21/03-(R)-(2:05)-[FOCUS FEATURES]- CAST: SEAN PENN, NAOMI WATTS, BENECIO DEL TORO, CLEA DUVALL: 21 GRAMS can be best described as intense. It is a story reminiscent of TRAFFIC in the way it is filmed... dark and dreary... with shades of gray and brown coloring the mood of the story itself as well as the lives of those being portrayed within. The film is edited in a style that at first comes out rather annoying as different times within the lives of the intertwining characters are melded back and forth to create a confusion until the viewer begins to grasp who is who and what all of this might actually mean in the big picture. It is a story about a dying man who needs a heart... a destitute man who cannot hold a job... and a former drug addict who loses her family. All of them come together in a moment through a series of events that take the lives of the woman's family when they are hit by the destitute man's truck, affording the dying man the heart he needs to remain alive. But, through this odd and jumbled sort of editing we see there is much more to the story both before and after the defining moments... and the sum of the parts equal a compelling and magnificently acted whole. Another breakthrough perf by Naomi Watts takes her higher in the Hollywood echelons... and with the double whammy of this and his perf in MYSTIC RIVER, Sean Penn would look like the man to beat come OSCAR time in February. (A)
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ELEPHANT

Release: 10/24/03-(R)-(1:21)-[HBO FILMS/BLUE RELIEF PRODUCTIONS]- CAST: ALEX FROST, ERIC DEULEN, JOHN ROBINSON, ELIAS MCCONNELL, JORDAN TAYLOR, CARRIE FINKLEA: Disturbing. Should I go on? There is, I suppose, a reason that films get made... we look at the world around us and we create stories based on truth or IN truth in order to show different ways that people live (and in some cases die) in our world. ELEPHANT is not a bad film... not by a long shot. In fact, by the standards of such a good filmmaker as Mr. Van Sant, I would say that the subject matter and the performances pulled out of the young, unknown actors here are quite stellar. The problem for me was in either re-living the memories of the senselessness of such acts (based undoubtedly on the Columbine school shootings) or simply that sometimes movie downers such as ELEPHANT are just not what I may have been looking to watch in the first place. I do, however, expect to see a couple of these fine young actors moving on in their careers based on the work they've done here. (B)
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THE STATION AGENT

Release: 10/03/03-(R)-(1:28)-[MIRAMAX FILMS / SENART FILMS]- CAST: PETER DINKLAGE, PATRICIA CLARKSON, BOBBY CANNAVALE, PAUL BENJAMIN, RAVEN GOODWIN, MICHELLE WILLIAMS: Sometimes simplicity in storytelling can make all the difference in the world. In the case of this light-hearted country bumpkin sort of comedy/drama, I would have to say that keeping it simple was the point AND it's reason for success. A darling at the Sundance film festival earlier this year, THE STATION AGENT centers around a private and solitary character who just happens to be a little person. Finbar (Fin) loves trains and works in a shop repairing toys and train set locomotives. When his friend and the stores owner passes away he finds himself with an inheritance of a train station in a remote part of New Jersey. There, although he attempts to live a private life, he finds himself somewhat involved with a group of oddballs and eccentrics and that is as simple as the story gets. Fine performances by the three main leads, Peter Dinklage as Fin, The wonderful Patricia Clarkson as Olivia and the scene stealing performance of Bobby Cannavale as Joe make the viewing all quite worth the time spent. (B)
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BEYOND BORDERS

Release: 10/24/03-(R)-(2:07)-[PARAMOUNT PICTURES/MANDALAY PICTURES/CAMELOT PICTURES]- CAST: ANGELINA JOLIE, CLIVE OWEN, LINUS ROACH, TERI POLO, YORICK VAN WAGENINGEN: Gosh I wish I could have liked this movie a bit more. When you read about what star Angelina Jolie got from it... you ask yourself whether or not there was something you missed. Ok... I DO. But the fact remains that for the most part BEYOND BORDERS is somewhat puffed up and a bit preachy regarding the plights of people around the world. Granted... all of these things and more are very real and should not be ignored... but as a backdrop for an improbable and somewhat mundane relationship between the do-gooder American living in London and the moody, pouting and very idealistic Doctor working in Africa, Cambodia and eventually Serbia... it almost seems a bit too epic and unrealistic. There are a load of good points to the film, cinematography for one pops to mind... but the film as a whole screamed "CHICK flick" and although sometimes that is exactly what the world sees... box office receipts for BEYOND BORDERS might suggest otherwise. (B)
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VERONICA GUERIN

Release: 10/17/03-(R)-(1:32)-[BUENA VISTA PICTURES/JERRY BRUCKHEIMER FILMS]- CAST: CATE BLANCHETT, GERARD MCSORLEY, CIARAND HINDS, BRENDA FRICKER: I wasn't going to see VERONICA GUERIN because it looked like so many of the other bleeding heart do-gooder films that have graced the cinema in the past. But, I thought, I LOVE Cate Blanchett in whatever she does and it could very well be that this is the role they decide to give her that Oscar for... so I went. What I found was a compelling story about a journalist up against the dregs of drug society in Dublin 1994-96. The story is engaging, the acting is excellent and the fact that it is based on a real journalist (who looked a great deal like Blanchett herself) was enough to win me over and prove that I should never judge a book by its cover. (A)
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KILL BILL

Release: 10/10/03-(R)-(1:50)-[MIRAMAX/A BAND APART]- CAST: UMA THURMAN, LUCY LIU, DARYL HANNAH, MICHAEL MADSEN, DAVID CARRADINE, VIVICA A. FOX: Unfortunately I would have to say that expectations cut down the full affect that I might have or wanted to achieve from the lastest film from eccentric director Quentin Tarantino. KILL BILL is a mish-mosh of styles and genre's thrown together to create a big-old (good) cheesy mix of blood, limbs and martial arts. Tarantino, one might say, is the KING of quirk... and I believe that this might have been a bit TOO quirky for my tastes. I highly doubt the film will win many awards at the end of the year... simply because it lacks some of the magnificent banter/dialogue that both Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction shined with. Uma Thurman is a wonderful lead and Lucy Liu is marvelous as one of the death squad... but KILL BILL is acquired taste personified... and a bit much of it at that. Thing is... I wouldn't have gone without seeing it and I WILL need to see the second half... go figure. (B)
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MYSTIC RIVER

Release: 10/10/03-(R)-(2:17)-[WARNER BROS./MALPASO PRODUCTIONS/VILLAGE ROADSHOW]- CAST: SEAN PENN, TIM ROBBINS, KEVIN BACON, LAURENCE FISHBURNE, MARCIA GAY HARDIN, LAURA LINNEY: Clint Eastwood, to read the reviews around town, has created a masterpiece / classic with MYSTIC RIVER. I wish I could agree with that but it just doesn't resonate the same with me. Personally I found the pluses were many... but the whole was something that simply did not warrant another viewing or a great deal of conversation after the film was finished. Sean Penn is an incredible actor... of this there is no doubt. Tim Robbins might very well snag himself an Academy Award for his dimly lit portrayal of Dave. Marcia Gay Hardin was so convincing that I wasn't even aware it was her until I read the credits. It is the story that didn't win me over. I wish I liked it more as I am aware that many out there are calling this the best work Eastwood has ever done. (B)
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INTOLERABLE CRUELTY

Release: 10/10/03-(PG-13)-(1:40)-[UNIVERSAL PICTURES/IMAGINATION ENTERTAINMENT]- CAST: GEORGE CLOONEY, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES, GEOFFREY RUSH, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, EDWARD HERRMANN: You know... I almost hate to say this but I was disappointed with the Coen Brother's latest effort. It isn't a BAD flick.. but it isn't a stellar one either. I've seen this movie before and there IS a decent chemistry with it's stars... but the fact remains that it isn't anything all that different and our Coen Brothers are usually a team that delivers. Granted Mr. Clooney has thoroughly proven himself as a marvelous leading man in the vein of Clark Gable or Cary Grant... but Zeta Jones seems to (sadly enough) merely be playing herself.... and that is sort of scary. CRUELTY is a DVD viewer for the winter months... (B)
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PIECES OF APRIL

Release: 10/17/03-(PG-13)-(1:21)-[IFC PRODUCTIONS/MGM DISTRIBUTION/UNITED ARTISTS]- CAST: KATIE HOLMES, PATRICIA CLARKSON, OLIVER PLATT, SEAN HAYES, DEREK LUKE, ALICE DRUMMOND: Independent films that don't rely on the puffed up magic that most studio films rely on are always going to find a soft spot in my heart. This little ditty starring DAWSON'S CREEK lovely Katie Holmes is a charming look at an eccentric young woman, estranged from her family and cancer-stricken mother (an always awesome Patricia Clarkson). The film centers completely around Thanksgiving, the families trip to the delapitated apartment of younger April and the young woman's struggles to find an oven and cook the turkey for the meal. All characters are well drawn and direction is spot on. This is a quick and very sweet look at family dysfunction for the up-coming holiday. (A)
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SCHOOL OF ROCK

Release: 10/03/03-(PG)-(1:48)-[PARAMOUNT PICTURES/SCOTT RUDIN PRODUCTIONS]- CAST: JACK BLACK, JOAN CUSACK, MIKE WHITE, SARAH SILVERMAN: If you're like me Jack Black is the sort of comic/musician that you can only take in doses. Therefore... when I read of SCHOOL OF ROCK as a headliner for the actor I wondered if I would be able to sit through a couple of hours of his over-the-top antics. Fortunately I did. If EVER there was a vehicle that fit an actor completely it is SCHOOL OF ROCK for Black. Excellent and enjoyable, the ultra-formulaic film proceeds to transcend said formula and charm with excess. Supporting cast is pleasant and fun. SCHOOL OF ROCK is a must see for those who enjoy a light, fluffy and yes, DIFFERENT predictable film. (A)
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WONDERLAND

Release: 10/03/03-(R)-(1:39)-[LIONS GATE FILMS]- CAST: VAL KILMER, LISA KUDROW, KATE BOSWORTH, DYLAN MCDERMOTT, JOSH LUCAS, FRANKY G, TIM BLAKE NELSON, CARRIE FISHER, ERIC BOGOSIAN: The pluses for WONDERLAND are the performances. Although I hesitate to say it... Val Kilmer seems to have been born to play John Holmes, legendary porn star and, if you watch and believe this film, all-around scumbag. Kilmer embodies the character... but the movie itself seems to take glee in glorifying the drugs and all they represent to the 'story' of the murders on Wonderland. This isn't a bad film at any stretch of the road. It is a piece of memorabilia loosely based on truth and given a dollop of era music and scenery to enhance believability. This might be something best kept for the video/DVD rental... but will be worth the view (B)
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UNDERWORLD

Release: 09/19/03-(R)-(2:01)-[SCREEN GEMS, LAKESHORE INTL]- CAST: KATE BECKINSALE, SCOTT SPEEDMAN, SHANE BROLLY, MICHAEL SHEEN, BILL NIGHY, SOPHIA MYLES: Dark, moody, bloody and a sci-fi lovers tapestry... UNDERWORLD is an upper-class adventure of war and an oddly bloody romance between a newly-created were-wolf and a gorgeous vampire. It is a world of dreary design that fits the title... and a film for a more specific genre lover. (B)
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ANYTHING ELSE

Release: 09/19/03-(R)-(1:48)-[DREAMWORKS SKG]- CAST: WOODY ALLEN, JASON BIGGS, STOCKARD CHANNING, DANNY DEVITO, JIMMY FALLON: Unfortunately... this one is a bit TOO Woody Allen... if that were to be a negative. Here we have Jason Biggs doing Woody... Woody doing Woody... in fact, it would seem that everyone is, to some extent, doing Woody. I wanted to slap Christina Ricci... but got too bored and fidgety to care. DIEHARD fans only please. (C)
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LOST IN TRANSLATION

Release: 09/12/03-(R)-(1:42)-[AMERICAN ZOETROPE/FOCUS FEATURES]- CAST: BILL MURRAY, SCARLETT JOHANSSON, GIOVANNI RIBISI, ANNA FARIS: If you asked me today what I felt was the best film of the year I would have to say LOST IN TRANSLATION. Sofia Coppola is coming of age and has risen beyond the quirky nuances of her previous work (The Virgin Suicides) to bring forth a magnificent, thoughtful and wonderfully entertaining piece of film. This is one of those rare cinematic treats that boggle the mind in simplicity combined with absolute intensity brought on by a thoroughly adept and classic theme and story, a stellar cast and a city that screams neon. Scarlett Johansson is in her element and will be remembered for this breakthrough role... but it is Bill Murray that I expect will find himself among the nominees at Academy Award time... as well as a winner for many critics. The lights, the music, the city, the script... Lost in Translation is the biggest winner I've seen this year thus far. (A+)
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CALENDAR GIRLS

Release: 12/19/03-(PG-13)-(1:48)-[BUENA VISTA PICTURES]- CAST: JULIE WALTERS, HELEN MIRREN, CELIA IMRIE, LINDA BASSETT, ANNETTE CROSBIE, JOHN ALDERTON, CIARAND HINDS: CALENDAR GIRLS is a story based on truth. It is this year's FULL MONTY... but with older women. It is a feel-good film that finds a quiet English countryside village embroiled in a world-wide news story as a couple of women organize a nude calendar for their women's club to bring in money and attention for the disease that has taken one of their's husbands lives. It is a story complete with the sort of nudity one doesn't necessarily want to see... and a trip to the Jay Leno show. It is fun, touching and another film that will be remembered with a smile at the end of the year. (A)
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ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO

Release: 09/12/03-(R)-(1:41)-[SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT/COLUMBIA PICTURES/DIMENSION FILMS/BUENA VISTA INTERNATIONAL]- CAST: ANTONIO BANDERAS, SALMA HAYEK, JOHNNY DEPP, MICKEY ROURKE, EVA MENDES: Filled with dark images and a great many close-up profiles, ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO is the third in the trilogy that brought DESPERADO and EL MARIACHI... directed by Robert Rodriguez. If there were one word to describe this latest shoot-em up Mexican styled Western it would be BLOODY. But that is the cinematic style that Rodriguez is shooting for. Depp is grand... spending half the film blind with eyes gouged out... and Banderas is the Desperado with flair. Another film that would be for an acquired taste... (B)
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FINDING NEMO

Release: 05/30/03-(G)-(1:40)-[WALT DISNEY PICTURES/BUENA VISTA PICTURES/PIXAR ANIMATION]- CAST: ALBERT BROOKS, ELLEN DEGENERES, ALEXANDER GOULD, WILLEM DAFOE, BRAD GARRETT, ALISON JANNEY: I waited long enough to see this Pixar delight. A children's movie through and through... FINDING NEMO is a story of letting go and the adventures that teach us how to live. It is voiced with expertise and Disney love with an excellent and thoroughly entertaining result that would allow both parents and children to enjoy the ride. (A)
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THIRTEEN

Release: 08/22/03-(R)-(1:40)-[FOX SEARCHLIGHT PICTURES]- CAST: EVAN RACHEL WOOD, HOLLY HUNTER, NIKKI REED, JEREMY SISTO, BRADY CORBET, DEBORAH KARA UNGER: Thirteen is an unusually realistic and almost scary portrayal of just how easy the pressures of burgeoning teendom and peer pressures can be. The mere fact that this story is based on the real life experiences of one of its stars takes the levels of drama and angst up a couple of notches. However, it is the performances by nearly all members of this fine ensemble work that take THIRTEEN to a level that cannot be matched in the world of big studio fare. Add to that there really is NO underlying theme or message producers are trying to drop on an unsuspecting audience and you have an interesting ride of a movie. Tracy (Wood) plays an unassuming young girl, cute and unaffected by the world (except for maybe her mother's on-again-off-again relationship with ex-crackhead Brady, played by Sisto). Tracy is about to begin in a new middle-school already attended by her older brother Mason (Corbet) and is perfectly fine with her two little friends as this experience begins. Soon, however, it becomes apparent that Tracy wants to be more like the school hottie and most popular girl Evie (Nikki Reed... who co-wrote the screenplay.) At first Evie is more into teasing the young girl, much like a pledge in a sorority. She gives her a fake phone number after inviting her out to shop on Melrose and then laughs with another friend when Tracy finds them and shines them with her naiveté. Soon, however, Tracy finds the ingenuity to show Evie et al that she is suited for the girls and embarks in their world of petty crime, drugs and body piercing. THIRTEEN if nothing else is an expose at how fast this sort of transformation can actually take place. The rewards are the starkly realistic portrayals of daughter Tracy, whose mood swings and demeanor change almost over night into nothing short of a little hoodlum... and that of her mother, Melanie (Hunter), a recovering alcoholic pushing her way through life in a barely kept home by doing haircuts in the kitchen. In short order Evie has become a part of the family, her manipulations placing her where she feels the most comfortable while her own mother (Unger) is a bit of a crusty character herself. But just as easily as the two girls connect and become the closest of friends, signs of trouble and the recognition of the parents pushes the two apart... a realistic touch that doesn't necessarily take these characters to the happy-ever-after After School Special ending that might have been expected. It is a story of truth and possibility in a land that doesn't seem to be paying very close attention any longer... no... that is not an editorial as much as it is, in my opinion, the underlying theme of the film itself. Filmed with a great deal of shaky camera work and establishing shots in and around the Los Angeles Area, THIRTEEN is a film that should probably be viewed by teens and young adults as a precautionary tale of how things often can occur... it is possible, however, that there could be cause to avoid showing the kids under 13 how things turn out... is it too much? I liked THIRTEEN because of its honesty... there were moments I felt to be superfluous... but as a whole Catherine Hardwicke has put together an astounding piece of cinematic license. (A)
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S.W.A.T.

Release: 08/01/03-(R)-(1:57)-[SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT/COLUMBIA PICTURES]- CAST: SAMUEL L. JACKSON, COLIN FARRELL, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, LL COOL J, JOSH CHARLES, JEREMY RENNER, OLIVIER MARTINEZ: Overly pumped and heroic machismo comes alive in Los Angeles lead by the very familiar opening diatribe of Samuel L. Jackson pumping a team to its full potential. No... this isn't a bad film... not at all. Consider that this is a SUMMER flick in the midst of SUMMER action sequel mania. YES.... S.W.A.T is no sequel... but it may as well be when you consider that most every summer action movie is pretty much all about the explosions and can you top this mania of special effects and adrenalin rushes. Here we have a team of very apt and capable he-men (oh... yes, and one he-woman) out to rid the world of smarmy French-men and their public promises to pay exorbitant amounts of money to anyone who will get them free from the oppressions of the MAN and his prison system. Olivier Martinez of last year's Unfaithful is the smarmy French bad boy... having apparently killed his own father and then come all the way to lovely Los Angeles to kill his Uncle and make sure nobody else crosses him. He is the perennial bad guy... no doubt inflicted with the Napoleon concept (you know... the one where short people make up for their size by being extra nasty and egomaniacal?). Good guys... who, in order to be REALLY good must be somewhat bad (always getting in trouble with the boss etc) on the S.W.A.T. team include the leader and ACE wise-ass Hondo (Jackson), the rebellious and achingly handsome Jim Street (Farrell), the butch and snarling Sanchez (Rodriguez) and the ultra cool Deke (LL Cool J) who misses NO opportunity to lift his shirt and show off his chiseled abs. Together these men and women form an ELITE (somewhat overused term in summer fare) group of the best of the best of the baddies who are goodies.... and get out there and kick some bad guy butt... while bullets fly throughout all manner of civilian life and territory and the world suspends judgment because... let's face it... the bad guy must go. S.W.A.T. is a decent film. It is done well... it is an amiable script for the purpose and the stars are what they are supposed to be. That in and of itself should be the ONLY reason a film like this will succeed in the summer market (and then while released on DVD.) Not what I would rank in any of MY top lists... but not at all an insult to my intelligence. (B)
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GIGLI

Release: 08/01/03-(R)-(1:30)-[SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT/COLUMBIA PICTURES/REVOLUTION STUDIOS]- CAST: BEN AFFLECK, JENNIFER LOPEZ, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, LAINE KAZAN, AL PACINO, JUSTIN BARTHA: I am not quite sure why I feel compelled to explain that I received this film on video cassette from my work... and didn't go to a theater to pay for it. Possibly because the thing to do in recent weeks seemed to be the panning of this film and everything surrounding it. NO, this is not by any means the worst film ever made. NO... the acting is not nearly as bad as one might believe after having read the litany of 'can-you-top-THIS' bad reviews that were flying out of word-processors across the land. But NO... this is not BY ANY MEANS a good movie either. It is, for the most part, stupid. It is, for the most part.... contrived. But it isn't awful. Jennifer Lopez, if you ask me, is not the best actress this country has going for her. She is mostly about hype and over saturation in the media. What have we learned from GIGLI? What goes up MUST come down. After WEEEEEEEKs of hearing non-stop stories about the engagement of the stars of GIGLI we, the public, could stand no more... so it stood to reason that their movie... that place where the golden couple of publicity met... should go down in flames and crash into the studio that filmed it. Granted... I have seen SO many films worse than this one. What struck me about GIGLI is how preposterous many of the lines delivered really were. First of all... I should preface that the story itself was ridiculous. Mobbish kind of galut Larry Gigli (rhymes with really) is not very good at what he does. One would believe that he doesn't actually like doing it very much by the reactions of his boss and the fact that he just doesn't seem all that happy in doing it. Boss wants Larry to kidnap a young man whose father is supposed to testify against an official... blah blah blah... same old plot. The kid, however, would seem to be somewhat mentally retarded... talking, acting and behaving much like Rain Man... and, if you ask me, doing so for TOO much of the screen time. Boss sends in the beautiful and tough Ricki to make sure that Larry gets the job done right. Sparks fly... or do they? Ricki, it seems is a lesbian (of the lipstick variety) and those sparks are the sort that fingernails on a blackboard would provide. This film comes complete with tender moments... bonding... life changing scenarios and a point that makes you almost believe that the lesbian is going to change just because Larry is a good looking guy. ARRRRGGGHHH!!! Gigli is a joke by many standards... but truthfully... I just don't think it would have done as bad as it did were it not for the press raising its stars to the status it has. Either way... you might want to sneak it out of a video store in the near future and discover the silliness of it for yourself. Why not? (C)
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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Release: 06/28/03-(PG-13)-(2:23)-[WALT DISNEY PICTURES/BUENA VISTA PICTURES/JERRY BRUCKHEIMER PRODUCTIONS]- CAST: JOHNNY DEPP, GEOFFREY RUSH, ORLANDO BLOOM, KEIRA KNIGHTLY, JACK DAVENPORT, JOHNATHAN PRYCE: I didn't originally go to see this film because it was put out by Disney. YES, that could be construed as a stereotype... but the truth is most Disney features, especially ones that are modeled after something so staunchly Disney in the first place... are pretty lame and can wait for video if I am to see them at all. WELL... was I ever wrong about PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. Johnny Depp alone takes this film and runs with it in the manner by which MOVIE STARS of days gone by would have done. This is an actor who epitomizes the CHARACTER genre and takes whatever he is given to the hilt. Jack Sparrow (Depp) is an over-the-top pirate complete with dark eye make-up and almost feminine swagger (I am told that the role was modeled after Keith Richards... and I can see that.) And along with the exciting and gorgeous support of both Orlando Bloom as Will Turner and Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Swann, the film takes off and does what the Disneyland ride has done for YEARS and beyond. What FUN it was to see the pieces of the ride that stand out in memory incorporated into the film. What fun it was to watch the many swashbuckling sword-fights and the damsel in distress scenarios. I loved the ghostly menace of the pirates on the Black Pearl and each and every character actor who took a role in this film. It is a dynamic and robust play on the world of whimsy and make-believe.... a throwback on the films that excited a different generation in the 40's and the 50's and a TON of fun in its wonderfully written script and adept portrayers. Enough said? Don't wait any longer to see this summer HIT... it is actually no wonder that the weekend box-office continually shows this film in the top numbers: They are coming back for more and more... There is no justice in the world that Mr. Depp has never been nominated for an Academy Award. He is a wonderfully playful and genius actor. His day will come.... and as for the careers of both Bloom and Knightly? To the MOON!! (A)
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THE MAGDALENE SISTERS

Release: 08/01/03-(R)-(1:59)-[MIRAMAX FILMS/FILM COUNCIL UK]- CAST: GERALDINE McEWAN, ANNE-MARIE DUFF, NORA-JANE NOONE, DOROTHY DUFFY, EILEEN WALSH: It is fair to say that THE MAGDALENE SISTERS will not be showing in any theater in Vatican City any time soon. In FACT... I would expect that its vital memory of the Irish Catholic religion in the 1960's... a searing and biting case that would undoubtedly give the religion yet another black eye... when it would seem they were out of eyes to blacken in the first place, would keep it from playing in quite a few places. Nonetheless, the film is a testimonial to a period in history that remains unexplained... a ward of slavery for reasons that amounted to shame within families that could, unfortunately be swept under rugs and ignored completely by simply throwing young ladies away. Margaret's 'crime' was having been raped by a cousin at a celebration only to tell family members of the incident. Berndadette, a young girl of high-school age at an orphanage was flirting with some local boys, Rose had a child out of wedlock... and all simply did not exist once these sins had been committed, off they went to the laundry of the Magdalene Sisterhood. What is more surprising... or perhaps disturbing about the Sisterhood is the behavior of the nuns that ran the 'asylum'. In it the spirits of these young women were repeatedly broken, shaken and often destroyed through harsh verbal and physical punishment inflicted to each and every convict for the slightest infraction. It is an indictment of the Catholic religion along the lines of this decades fervor regarding priests and molestation... and another example of the means by which "organized" religion, like so many in politics, have for years kept silent about the things that run hypocritically against the very basis of the religion itself. THE MAGDALENE SISTERS is a sad and dark film about the lives of women who were put to tests that shouldn't be given to any human being. It is the sort of film that reminds modern day viewers that their existence is a cake walk... and their problems often, if not always, miniscule and luxury. Director Peter Mullan takes a masterful jab at the Catholic religion while playing for the facts of the story... each character a real woman, each incident recorded and real. The girls are mindful of the characters and true to the damaged and broken spirits they are portraying. Most intense are the performances of Sister Bridget (McEwan), the harsh and tyrannical head of the Sisterhood; the fiery and rebellious Bernadette (Noone) and the pathetic and simple Crispina (Walsh). This is not light fare for a summer afternoon. It is a film that deserves the recognition if only to be reminded that the world is filled with ironies and danger in what would otherwise be considered a safe haven. Is this a documentary? Is it an exposition that further breaks down the credibility of an entire religion? That remains to be seen... and I am sure that the critics would argue thusly. It is, most definitely a film worth discussion and two hours worth the view. (A)
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CAMP

Release: 07/25/03-(R)-(1:54)-[JERSEY FILMS/IFC FILMS]- CAST: ANNA KENDRICK, DANIEL LETTERLE, DON DIXON, SASHA ALLEN, JOANNA CHILCOAT, ROBIN DE JESUS: Perhaps it is merely because I may have been expecting the second coming of the 1980 film FAME, but I left CAMP disappointed and unenthused. It isn't as though there weren't some genuine moments or interesting performances... there were. Unfortunately I felt that the movie as a whole was manipulative and far TOO staged to feel real, right or anywhere near believable even for the 'freaks' it so wanted us to get to know within. For one thing this camp of dramatic misfits seemed to lack any sort of cohesive structure... it moved haphazardly from stellar production to stellar production without the blood, sweat and tears even the most talented of the world's performers would need to experience. Sure... there were a few moments of practice and rehearsal... and I do mean moments, but for the most part all we saw was the finely polished finished product time and time again. Perhaps this is the underlying problem with CAMP in a nutshell.... it is too polished of a product with too raw of a script and cast. These kids are not THAT good... they couldn't be under real life circumstance.... they were just normal teenagers dealing with their drama du jours while lip-synching there way in fun costumes. Camp Ovation is a summer home for the misfits of the regular school year... the drama students, the gay boys who like to throw caution to the wind by wearing a gown to their junior prom, the girls who nobody wants to date and the children whose parents just don't understand them... it's all about the misfits with the hidden talents that nobody seems to see. Even the overly cliché one-time success turned failure writer/director come back to train the kiddies is a walking stereotype. If this man actually drank as much as it would seem he was doing he would have exploded and taken a few of the misfits with him were a lit match to be within 50 feet. From the handsome straight boy with teeth of death to the shy overweight black girl whose father wired her jaw shut, all of these children are normal but seem to desire instead to be the freaks... thus having a singing voice or a desire to create characters becomes the butt of the normal world's joke and the camp itself the modern version of a Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney movie where they put on the production in the barn. What was wrong with CAMP? Truthfully... it was in the storytelling. I couldn't get to know these characters anywhere near as much as I probably would have enjoyed. They were cardboard cut-outs of what we believe a young performer might be. They were boring for the most part and I can't help but to wonder if any of the performances were actually genuine or enhanced by the studio to create the perfect image on the film. When I first saw FAME (way back when) there was an enormous feeling that it was a film that was somehow defining my life. It had characters that I could identify with and others that I just wanted to get to know. In CAMP I felt like I was watching a musical PORKY's... and had I known that I might have simply watched FAME on DVD instead. (C)
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SEABISCUIT

Release: 07/25/03-(PG-13)-(2:21)-[UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/DREAMWORKS SKG/SPYGLASS ENTERTAINMENT]- CAST: TOBEY MAGUIRE, JEFF BRIDGES, CHRIS COOPER, ELIZABETH BANKS, WILLIAM H. MACY: SEABISCUIT has Academy Award film written all over it. After my first viewing I wanted to write a letter to the academy and tell them to polish off a best supporting actor Oscar for Jeff Bridges and have it waiting. I realize that the temptation (especially from me) to derail a big studio film such as this one is great... but for the most part SEABISCUIT is a triumph of filmmaking. It is hitting a target on all fronts and not only tells a wonderful story of success against all odds, but faithfully stays in line with the book that it is borrowed from. Possibly the best thing about SEABISCUIT is the absolutely phenomenal race sequences that show up throughout the over two hour run of the film. Each and every one of them is real to the core with camera shots from so many angles and editing as quick as the pace of the horses themselves. It is genius how we are racing along with the horses and feeling the very tensions that those standing on the sidelines are experiencing. SEABISCUIT is also an actor's movie. This is a film that takes some juicy roles... men who struggle through years in different ways and with different backgrounds and all come out against the odds and ready and willing to continue the ride at all costs. SEABISCUIT is the story of three men: a young man with a penchant for riding who, after the crash of 1929 is "sold" to a horse farmer to ride and handle the horses; an assembly line worker who learns the art of the salesman and makes himself millions; and the old loner mustang trainer eventually tapped to manage the horse and its rider. ALL of these men, whose paths cross because of a thrown-away horse at one time deemed to small, have experiences that transform them into champions. Young Johnny (Red) Pollard, blind in one eye from amateur boxing, is the hero who rides the hero. His is a life that mirrors the horse's own history... thrown away and eventually a winner until tragedy sidelines before the triumphant and unheralded return. Bridges Howard is a study in patience and quiet faith... his own loss of a son bringing him to the very successes that would create history. And the horse... a beautiful and underrated beast that only needed the love and caring that these three men provided it in order to fully meet its own potential... a lesson that could translate for nearly everyone man or animal. SEABISCUIT could be accused of a bit of heavy-handed tactics along the road to its climactic finishing scenes, but for the most part there is less of a clichéd feel to the story than in the greatest percentage of the films that come from the big studios heralding life-changing and lesson-doling themes. It is a film that will linger in large weeks (word of mouth) and pick up steam as the summer and fall continue. Expect nominations and fond memories as the Academy Awards next February... and they will all be well deserved. (A)
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BAD BOYS II

Release: 07/18/03-(R)-(2:30)-[COLUMBIA PICTURES/JERRY BRUCKHEIMER FILMS]- CAST: WILL SMITH, MARTIN LAWRENCE, GABRIEL UNION, JORDI MOLLA, PETER STORMARE, THERESA RANDLE, JOE PANTOLIANO: REVIEW COMING SOON.
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DIRTY PRETTY THINGS

Release: 07/18/03-(R)-(1:47)-[MIRAMAX PICTURES/BBC FILMS]- CAST: CHIWETEL EJIOFOR, AUDREY TATTOU, SERGI LOPEZ, SOPHIE OKONEDO, BENEDICT WONG, ZLATKO BURIC: There is a dark, brooding feel to the wonderfully original thriller DIRTY PRETTY THINGS. It is a unique perspective on the world underneath the one that is often portrayed in the movies (or even in the news) about London (and it could be certain cities in the United States as well..) Built around the topical and almost scary theme of asylum seekers and the world they are forced to inhabit as they slink and shadow through the city to avoid being caught and sent back to wherever it is they have come from, DIRTY PRETTY THINGS captures its story and plays it out in tones that can almost depress or frighten a viewer to the realities of another side of living in this world. Okwe (Ejiofor) is a Nigerian immigrant who works at the front desk of the Baltic Hotel in London during the wee hours of the morning while also working as a driver picking up stranded airline passengers who have been let down by the system (there car didn't show up...) He eats a strange root in order to stay awake and when he does actually get a few moments to lie down it is on the couch of Senay, a Turkish refugee who works unbeknownst to the British Government as a maid at the Baltic Hotel, stating each morning at 5 AM. It is this relationship... and the slow reveal of Senay's feelings for the stoic and secretive Nigerian that give a background to the story that unfolds in DIRTY PRETTY THINGS, but it is the main thrust of what is happening in the hotel that creates the mood that dominates the film itself. One night Okwe discovers a human heart stopping up the commode in one of the hotel rooms (I do have to wonder where the body had gone and why the heart hadn't gone with it...) This organ starts to reveal an underground organ donor 'bank' run out of the hotel by it's seedy owner, aptly named Sneaky (Lopez). It seems that the asylum seekers will come to the hotel and give up their liver in exchange for a visa and citizenship. Everyone gets what they want... except these operations are hardly professional and the whole situation is highly unethical. Soon Sneaky learns that his graveyard shift front desk man was a doctor in Nigeria and is keen on recruiting him into the hotel's underworld business. Okwe holds the offer with contempt but finds himself further wrapped up in the scheme when Senay is suddenly on the run and finds herself offering up her kidney in order to get herself a passport to go to her mythical fantasyland, New York. What follows is truly a decent thriller twist that merits up there with the best... aided by a stellar cast including Ejiofor, Tattou, Lopez, Sophie Okonedo (as the hooker with a heart) and Benedict Wong (as the dryly comical coroner). DIRTY PRETTY THINGS is another film that those looking for all the expected clichés of summer entertainment might steer away from... but for those who like a genuine original that discovers a piece of the world yet uncharted... this is the one for you. (A)
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I CAPTURE THE CASTLE

Release: 07/11/03-(R)-(1:47)-[SAMUEL GOLDWYN FILMS/50 CANNON ENTERTAINMENT]- CAST: ROMOLA GARAI, HENRY THOMAS, ROSE BYRNE, MARC BLUCAS, BILL NIGHY, TARA FITZGERALD: How lucky could I have been to have actually seen two wonderfully unique and entertaining films amidst the slew of summer fluff both in the same weekend? I CAPTURE THE CASTLE is a glorious, picturesque period piece that speaks of love and the collision of European and American sensibilities in the early 20th century Britain. Featuring a cast of marvelously talented fresh faces perfectly cast in their roles I CAPTURE THE CASTLE follows the story of Cassandra Mortmain, a simple English girl with an eccentric family living out in the middle of nowhere in a beautiful castle. With Cassandra narrating throughout the story follows the travails of two sisters, their author father, free-spirited step mother and a younger brother. The castle is a treasure they moved into upon the success of father James (Nighy) first novel... a tome that then turns to be all that the tall, lanky Peter O'Toolesque man can muster up over the next decade. With money short and the family living on borrowed time and a short amount of biscuits, many months of rent in arrears, thoughts of marriage to a rich man and escape from poverty and isolation fill the head of Rose (Byrne). The castle, as it turns out, is owned by an American family that includes two close brothers of eligible ages. When they first arrive to the castle they encounter a naked Topaz (Fitzgerald) posing in the yard, Cassandra in the bath and Rose nearly falling down the stairs into the waiting arms of Neil (Blucas), the more boisterous of the brothers. Simon (Thomas) is the buttoned down brother and turns out to be the object of both the sisters affections over time. I CAPTURE THE CASTLE is a love story that examines the era in a beautiful style of dress and culture... each displaying the levels of poverty, normalcy, wealth and society that marked the time. When Rose and Simon become enamored with each other it is Cassandra that discovers that Rose is not really in love. The story twists slightly into an unrequited love that would seem to be moving towards a logical conclusion but finds both Simon and Cassandra in a place that both satisfies logic but saddens the heart. Important to the film is the fleshing out of all characters involved, including the brilliantly eccentric writer/father, the outlandishly bohemian Topaz, the strikingly handsome family friend and servant Stephen (ultra handsome Henry Cavill), the beautifully structured Rose, the stoic and reserved Thomas and the centerpiece of them all, the strikingly talented Romola Garai (Cassandra). I CAPTURE THE CASTLE is a delightful respite for the summer season... a romp through the beauty of the English countryside... and a well-structured script based on a well-respected book. It is a breath of fresh air that I suggest with aplomb. (A)
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NORTHFORK

Release: 07/11/03-(PG-13)-(1:43)-[PARAMOUNT CLASSICS]- CAST: JAMES WOODS, NICK NOLTE, DARRYL HANNAH, MARK POLISH, ANTHONY EDWARDS, CLAIRE FORLANI: The Polish Brothers come back with style and, in a word, quirkiness. NORTHFORK, the tale of a town in the middle of a Montana valley about to be turned into a lake in the 1950's is a delight in it's odd eccentricities and off-kilter characters and dialogue. It's a breath of intensely unusual... but stunningly fresh air in a summer of stale and mindless remakes and action extravaganzas. Walter (Woods) and his partner Willis (Mark Polish) are part of an 'elite' team of messengers sent out to meet their quotas in convincing the last folks of this small church village to move to the new chosen spot for them to live... a place up a bit higher with the appropriate Lake view. These men set out in their black vehicles like detectives, each dispatched to different locales of assorted loonies to add to their tally... the groups who meet their quota will themselves be rewarded with that lakefront property. NORTHFORK, however is also famous for its being a home of angels... there is the famous cemetery that each and every body had to be excavated from in order for the move to be completed... In one of the homes, as a matter of fact, live a group of unlikely residents, themselves angels, on a quest for a new soul that they will bring with them. This group, consisting of Flower (Hannah), Happy (Edwards), Cup of Tea (Sachs) and Cod (Foster) is there... but not there... as they wait for the right clues and live in the one home that Walter and Willis have not yet been into. Also in NORTHFORK there is a priest (Nolte) who himself is holding an angel, a young boy named Irwin who has been abandoned by foster parents who couldn't handle the boy's 'sickness'. There is a correlation in NORTHFORK between the boy and his transition and the town and theirs. It is soft... somewhat nuanced and FILLED to the brim with odd pieces of anything from off-the-wall head scratchers to pop culture tidbits that wouldn't have even appeared in this Montana landscape for years to come. NORTHFORK is a mixture of dark and light... a story of life and an allegory for death. It is built around this town that is coming to its end... but truly about this boy and his transitioning. Irwin believes he is an angel. He lies in the bed at the dying church while mixing between reality and his dream state where he tries in vain to convince the angel posse that he is himself an angel (he has the wing scars on his back and carries around a suitcase with the feathers). It is, as I said, quirky... it is bizarre... it is funny and it is touching. It is a well-put together jaunt into a land of the interpretive. That, in my humble opinion, makes for the best movie-going experiences. (A)
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SWIMMING POOL

Release: 07/03/03-(R)-(1:42)-[FOCUS FEATURES/CANAL +]- CAST: CHARLOTTE RAMPLING, LUDIVINE SAGNIER, CHARLES DANCE, MARK FAYOLE: In an excellent mix between a Hitchcockian styled mystery and a psychological mind piece SWIMMING POOL takes a dive into the interpretive end of the pool by offering up a food for thought thriller with bits and pieces given to us along the way that could even warrant a second viewing. Charlotte Rampling is superb in what could be the very first mention for Academy Award consideration at the end of the year. Rampling portrays Sarah Morton, a mystery writer so burned out on career that she starts off the film by snubbing a fan in the tube as she heads towards her publisher for a bit of a complaint that she isn't being taken care of the way she used to. She is tired, and bitter... a bit of an old maid and a lot of the stereotypical prudish English woman. It is her publisher, no doubt not willing to lose the money maker to apathy or distrust, who suggests that Sarah take some time and stay at his home in the South of France. She readily agrees and the story gets under way. Sarah is much pleased with the beauty, silence and serenity of the home in France. It is out in the middle of nowhere with space and a beautiful swimming pool. For part of the film we are introduced to Sarah's routine as she gets her act together and falls into the mode by which she will once again start to write another book. It is as though France and this home have inspired her, given her some new found energy to create. Suddenly, however, that peace and quiet is disturbed by the entrance of Julie, the French daughter of Sarah's publisher, whom, it would seem, has never been mentioned. At once the two women are at odds... Sarah acting like the girl is intruding and Julie acting the typical teenager coupled with an oozing sensuality. Julie does what she can to perpetuate the moods and robust appetite of the young, and very beautiful woman... all of which irritates but somewhat fascinates the seemingly opposite Sarah. Soon Julie is bringing home men of every size, shape and age in her sexual exploits and Sarah, based on the increased awareness is finding herself drawn into the girl's life. When Julie brings home a local waiter from a cafe that Sarah frequents for her lunch it would almost seem that he is brought, to some degree, because he fancies the older woman. It is that night that the two women become intrinsically intertwined when Julie kills the waiter by the pool and they eventually dispose of the body and cover up that the man ever existed in that space at all. As a mystery it would seem that we are living out one of Sarah's books... but on the other hand there is a psychological twist by which we might be led to believe that this is something entirely different... so much so that it isn's fair in the least to continue to speculate or answer what this film divulges or how. Suffice it to say that whatever occurs brings out a sensuality in Sarah that rivals or mimics that of the young French girl and provides the writer with the substance and fodder for a book that she will bring back to London. There is a lot of stark imagery and beautiful shots of France and the bodies of both of the lead women in SWIMMING POOL. It is the sort of film that takes you out of the theater and into your own thoughts and conversations while trying to piece together the possibilities of what you have just seen. It is a film worth seeing at least once for the performances alone. (A)
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TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES

Release: 07/02/03-(R)-(1:52)-[WARNER BROS./SONY PICTURES INTERNATIONAL]- CAST: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, NICK STAHL, CLAIRE DANES, KRISTANNA LOKEN, DAVID ANDREWS, MARK FAMIGLIETTI : Welcome to the summer movie to beat. Arnold is back as the TERMINATOR in TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES and he brings with him a genuinely fun film with a cast that accentuates and raises the level of the aging franchise. This time around Nick Stahl is the now 23 John Connor, a young man who's future is to lead the rebels against the machines in an apocalyptic war that occurs after judgment day. This is no easy role to be saddled with, as Connor has dealt with in past TERMINATOR segments... but this time around he is greeted with the reality once again when not ONLY is he chased (along with several of his officers who are now students) by an ultimate robot in T-X (Kristanna Loken in a stellar debut). But just in time the Terminator (Schwarzanegger) is back himself in order to protect and save John Connor and his future wife and second in command, one Kate Brewster (Danes.) TERMINATOR 3:RISE OF THE MACHINES is a thrill packed action-adventure that takes us through the streets of Los Angeles in revved up chase sequences and all-out battles pitting old and new models of the Terminator robots against each other as the mere humans try in vain to make it to the sources of trouble before 6:18 that very evening when the judgment day nuclear bombs are supposed to detonate. With only hours left to go the trio makes their way, with T-X in hot pursuit, to the headquarters of the SKYNET, an online software created for the eventuality of this judgment day... but not perfected or sufficiently tested before the time in which it is forced into play. Created and run by kate's father, Robert Brewster (David Andrews), it unleashes the line of machines that quickly begin to anihilate the crews and employees of the labs while moving out into the world to deal with the rest of society. But it remains that Connor and Brewster are the ones that will take this battle to the future... The TERMINATOR series, it would seem, is not finished. It is alive and well and revitalizing the career of its action-hero star while taking the names of Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken and Claire Danes along for a high-charged ride. In what could have been just another over-done summer shoot-em-up ride through the cineplex... TERMINATOR manages to stimulate the eyes and the mind with an above average showing of how summer fare is done. Will there be another terminator? That remains to be seen... I suppose it might depend on one action star's political ambitions. (A)
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CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE

Release: 06/27/03-(PG-13)-(1:45)-[COLUMBIA PICTURES/SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT]- CAST: DREW BARRYMORE, CAMERON DIAZ, LUCY LIU, DEMI MOORE, BERNIE MAC, CRISPIN GLOVER, JUSTIN THEROUX, ROBERT PATRICK: There are a few different ways to look at a film like CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE. One would be to understand that the filmmakers, stars, writers and pretty much everyone involved is well aware (and was from the beginning) that the film is all about silly, silly fun. Another would be to take the movie and actually review it as if there were an actual reason to tear apart the pieces for art's sake. Be real... this is CHARLIE'S ANGELS we're talking about. SILLY is the name of the game and with that in mind it is an easy review: Mission accomplished. Granted there is an argument that could say this film is out there for the median age of 14. After all... just how silly can a film be with adult themes before we, the adult viewers, become somewhat embarrassed at having seen it (or been seen seeing it.) In all honesty this sort of silliness will be very well suited to the world of video and DVD rentals... not to mention the captive audience that is flying from one destination to another. In it's defense I should say that the film is cleverly written with pun after pun and innuendo after innuendo. There is no end to the self-deprecation or the sheer in-your-face acknowledgement that this is basically a bunch of grown-ups acting retarded. The girls are perfect in the roles that they popularized two years ago in the original film CHARLIE'S ANGELS. Cameron Diaz especially seems to be having the time of her life bouncing from stunt to stunt and dance floor to dance floor. There are loads of cameos that will keep the roving eye at attention and a plot that is about as interesting as the ones that the original series came up with a couple or more decades ago. Publicity machine Demi Moore sparks up the baddy role as Madison... the fallen angel set up to destroy the three current hotties (in one running gag Dylan (Barrymore) becomes concerned that Natalie (Diaz) might marry and leave the trio, thus giving her pause with Liu to wonder who would replace her...my vote being the Olson Twins.) Crispin Glover returns as the Thin Man... (is it possible for this man to be any creepier?) and newcomer Justin Theroux plays the nasty head of an Irish Mafia... while looking like someone put him on a crash diet and painted a six-pack on his stomach. There is a plethora of outrageous CGI, bombs a bursting and the world in constant danger... all put to a non-stop who's who in the world of 70's and on up music. All is put together in a tight and jam-packed package and summarized with the theme of the film, written and performed by PINK... "Have a good time"... Suffice it to say, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE... it is a movie that doesn't try to be anything BUT the silly film that it is. If it makes any difference, it really does look like everyone involved had a good time. Further... I would hesitate to say that this is probably the last of the franchise based on a fall in the status from the first go round. But who knows? The girls could still come back for another party in a couple of years... any other brat packers looking to rejuvenate their careers? (B)
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RESPIRO

Release: 05/23/03-(PG-13)-(1:30)-[SONY PICTURES CLASSICS]- CAST: VALERIA GOLINO, VINCENZO AMATO, FRANCESCO CASISA, VERONICA D'AGOSTINO, FILIPPO PUCILLO: RESPIRO is a touching story of simplicity in differences. Here we deal with the smallest of villages, a close-knit Italian fisherman town that rarely moves away from the seaside poverty and drudgery of day to day living. Grazia (Golina) is a free-spirited beauty with three children who works by day packing the fish that the men catch. It is she that is the focus of those who will talk in the neighborhood, because she is the sort that doesn't allow the world to stranglehold her. The film draws the fine line between a soul that lives by her own rules in a structured society and the brushes with illness, depression, or even bi-polar personalities that are suggested. Grazia is subdued on several occasions for her erratic behavior with a shot of something that isn't really explained. But it is her behavior that creates the divide between a wary Pietro (her husband) and the gossipy women of the village as Grazia's outbursts and erratic strokes of eccentricity tend to frighten or irritate them. At one point Pietro is forced to accept that there might be something wrong with Grazia and admit that there is a reason that she should be sent away to a hospital in Milan, a fate that Grazia not only disagrees with but struggles against to the best of her ability. It is within this storyline that we see the full bloom of what RESPIRO represents in her oldest son Pasquale (Francesco Cassisa). Pasquale is in tuned to his mother's behavior and does not see her or what she is doing in the same sort of vein as the fearful or stoic villagers. When Grazia runs away from the impending trip to Milan (and the hospital) it is Pasquale that comes to her aid and hides her out in an unknown cave in order to help her avoid the trip to Milan. Pasquale brings his mother food and clothing and sets up a scheme by which his father and the townspeople will eventually find themselves believing that the woman has drowned and start to mourn. Grazia, however, is convinced that her hiding is only temporary and that her husband is still looking for her. This is a touching tale of